My name is Lord Sirius X, son of the late Sir Sirius IX. The only thing we take more seriously than Taylor Swift’s lyrics in this family is celibacy...

I can’t possibly show you the rest of it without getting my tushy kicked out of Kmitra! What did I ever do to have to bear witness to this horror?

Everybody craves deep and meaningful social interactions. May it be with the girl you like or if you're just trying to hit it off with a classmate or colleague.

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